desert_vixen's lair

My general preferences are here.

DNW: unrequested mundane AU | female characters in fridges | non-con | violent dub-con | graphic violence | gore | graphic sexual violence | cruelty/death to animals | cruelty/death to children | requested character death | unrelieved grimdark | bigotry by the good guys | first or second POV | reader fic | ABO | soulbonds | wildly OOC in a non-cracky way

SMUT DNW: creampies | the word “cunt” | anal | hate each other out of bed | underage | incest

MAYBE: no-harm dubcon (sex pollen or “fertility artifact”) | period typical attitudes | infidelity | power dynamic

Treats are always welcome!

 
NOTE: UPDATE TO SNW SECTION ONLY, HAS SPOILERS FOR SEASON 3

My general preferences are here.

My DNW: unrequested mundane AU | female characters in fridges | non-con | violent dub-con | graphic violence | gore | graphic sexual violence | cruelty/death to animals | cruelty/death to children | requested character death | unrelieved grimdark | bigotry by the good guys | first or second POV | reader fic | ABO | soulbonds | wildly OOC in a non-cracky way

My SMUT DNW: creampies | the word “cunt” | anal | hate each other out of bed | underage | incest

THE SHORT LIST:

YES: not all fluff | not all sad | bittersweet | angst with a happy ending | creepy/eerie | turn the lights on before you go upstairs | humor | romance | adventure | mystery | shiny veneers | skeletons in the closet | this is what REALLY happened | black humor | we can face anything together | can’t be defeated with you by my side | snappy dialogue | female character focused | het | gen | fade to black | do it with the lights on | bodice-ripper crack edition | why are we here and why can’t we leave | Saturday morning cartoons | nighttime soap operas | twisty plots | did not see that coming | roads not taken | what if | straight crossover | cracky handwave crossover | urban legends | vanishing hitchhiker | places that aren’t there anymore | feminine intuition | unsolved mysteries | Unsolved Mysteries | mundane AU by request only | missing moments | slice of life | family (dys)function | found families | friendships | relationships | stop overthinking it | open to all ratings | happy endings | resolved mutual pining | resolved sexual tension | unresolved sexual tension | friends with benefits | friends to lovers | canon-level adventures | banter/flirty bickering | get a room already | vacations | engagements/weddings | case fic | getting together | established relationships | female badasses being badasses | it works for the characters | smash prompts together (unless otherwise noted) | sexy or sweet | gray areas | house party | Regency | Golden Age of Detection | quest for truth | story behind the story | story beyond the story | pre-canon | post-canon | canon | fuck canon | canon broken apply fanfic | canon patchwork | time travel | writer had a better idea | platonic friends | parent POV in BSC | second chances | what happened next

SMUT YES: restraints | blindfolds | banter during sex/dirty talk | someone might see us | someone did see us | sex in a bedroom | sex not in a bedroom | showers are not just for keeping clean | against the wall | oral sex | make her knees give way | fingering/hand jobs | can’t keep our hands off each other | oh no whatever will we do | pleading | affectionate | vanilla sex | light D/s | sexy or sweet | sometimes you just need to fuck | plot what plot | three not always a crowd | strength |

TREATS ARE VERY WELCOME!

I have selected the 1x 10K or 2x 5K options for all requests.  Feel free mix and match it up!

I am opting in to remixing if you like that option.  Feel free to play with any of the stuff I have for these couples.

This is a sort of supercut letter, so enjoy!  One has a lot more, it's just because I've put a lot of thought into it.  I love them all.