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Jeans Are A Threat To Femininity

It takes vision to see what is in front of your eyes.

"Slovenly" "Drab" Unkempt" "Slatternly" "Blowzy" --many adjectives describe most women who wear jeans.

I must say, I don't get the part where "jeans" = "drab" or "unkempt". But I'm prejudiced, because I wear mine all the time, unless it's a professional dress occasion.

Since I noticed this trend, I am appalled by its pervasiveness. At least half of the women I see are wearing jeans.

Because they can be bought for relatively inexpensive prices, they last a long time, and the fashions in jeans don't change quite as fast.

Occasionally they are with husbands also clad in blue denim, emphasizing the unisex character of this proletarian garb. Occasionally there is an eldest daughter also wearing blue jeans, already promised to the cult of androgyny.

But usually these women are alone and don't look happy. Often they look angry or lost. Usually they are talking on a cell phone or listening to their ipod.

Men, if you're tempted by such a woman, her jeans are a signal that you may have to deal with "GID" --"gender identity disorder." Her jeans are saying: "I don't want to be a woman. I don't want to look good for men. I fear and distrust men. I want male prerogatives. I want to look like a man. I want to be a man."

No, no, no. I hate to break it to this guy, but I get very few complaints from the male half of the species on my jeans. The feedback I have received to date has been very positive, in fact.

I also wouldn't say I "fear and distrust men". Despite what one just recently did to me. I DO want equal treatment, to not be treated as lesser than men are treated, but my jeans don't say that. That's what the blog is for. My jeans just say, "I like jeans".

Feminism which espoused "women's rights" actually has driven femininity underground, torn the sexes asunder, and stripped woman of recognition for being wives and mothers, roles essential to their own fulfillment, to men, and to children and society.

Oh sorry, were you complaining? Oh Noes the Eeeevil Feminists!

DV