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[desertvixen]

Jeans Are A  Threat To Femininity

It takes vision to see what is in front of your eyes.

"Slovenly" "Drab" Unkempt" "Slatternly" "Blowzy" --many adjectives describe most women who wear jeans.

I must say, I don't get the part where "jeans" = "drab" or "unkempt".  But I'm prejudiced, because I wear mine all the time, unless it's a professional dress occasion.

Since I noticed this trend, I am appalled by its pervasiveness. At least half of the women I see are wearing jeans.

Because they can be bought for relatively inexpensive prices, they last a long time, and the fashions in jeans don't change quite as fast.

Occasionally they are with husbands also clad in blue denim, emphasizing the unisex character of this proletarian garb. Occasionally there is an eldest daughter also wearing blue jeans, already promised to the cult of androgyny.

But usually these women are alone and don't look happy. Often they look angry or lost. Usually they are talking on a cell phone or listening to their ipod.

Men, if you're tempted by such a woman, her jeans are a signal that you may have to deal with "GID" --"gender identity disorder." Her jeans are saying: "I don't want to be a woman. I don't want to look good for men. I fear and distrust men. I want male prerogatives. I want to look like a man. I want to be a man."

No, no, no.  I hate to break it to this guy, but I get very few complaints from the male half of the species on my jeans.  The feedback I have received to date has been very positive, in fact.

I also wouldn't say I "fear and distrust men".  Despite what one just recently did to me.  I DO want equal treatment, to not be treated as lesser than men are treated, but my jeans don't say that.  That's what the blog is for.  My jeans just say, "I like jeans". 

Feminism which espoused "women's rights" actually has driven femininity underground, torn the sexes asunder, and stripped woman of recognition for being wives and mothers, roles essential to their own fulfillment, to men, and to children and society.

Oh sorry, were you complaining?  Oh Noes the Eeeevil Feminists!

DV

Comments

Jeans Are A Threat To Femininity

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

There are moments when, no matter how slowly you say it, WTF...??? is completely inadequate.

[commodorified.livejournal.com]

It disturbs me how often I find the phrase SUCK MY DICK rising to my lips of late...

[cynthia1960.livejournal.com]

This person has obviously too much time on his hands. Cue sound of teeny tiny violin.

[dunmurderin.livejournal.com]

Her jeans are saying: "I don't want to be a woman. I don't want to look good for men. I fear and distrust men. I want male prerogatives. I want to look like a man. I want to be a man."

Maybe her jeans have GID then, because *my* jeans are made for *women* not for men...

Occasionally they are with husbands also clad in blue denim, emphasizing the unisex character of this proletarian garb.

Unisex my ass! Which men's jeans don't fit around because men don't generally have hips like a woman does.

As for "proletarian garb" someone doesn't remember the Jordache look, now does he? Classist tit.

[katyblue.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahhaa. This guy is a trip. He sounds like he should be living in a compound in Northwest Texas.

[cinchntouch.livejournal.com]

LOL! Of all the evils in the world. I thought jeans were supposed to make women look hot. I mean, the girl in the ZZ Top videos always wore jeans and it didn't seem like she was suffering from GID.