FSTDT.com Goodness

[desertvixen]

 http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=37585

Science show proof as a fact, not opinion that sperm is designed to penetrate. It will be drawn to go straight straight to the hard shelled egg in a woman's womb and start penetrating it to form a zygote (baby). The vagina wall is very strong and it can withstand millions of sperm penetrating at it and NOT ONE sperm will be able to burrow through the vagina wall. The anus wall is not the same. Its wall is very tender, soft and fraige. When sperms enter the anus area, it has absolutely NO PROBLEM burrowing through the anus wall. Once it is out, its next goal is to drive straight for the immune system and start attacking it. The immune system begins to weaken. It makes the human become more sick and die faster. This explains now why God did not promote homosexuality.

Someone was reading Jack Chick tracts in biology class.  The bolded parts are especially WTF.  Women are not chickens or reptiles, thanks.

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=37608

Rowling presents true New Age heroes in other, more subtle ways. The powerful, famous "good" wizard of the story is Dumbledore. His loyal pet is named FAWKES. Guy Fawkes (1570-1606) was the Roman Catholic that is famous for the Gunpowder Plot. On the night of November 4-5, 1605, he was caught in the cellar underneath the House of Lords. He was arrested and hanged for conspiracy to blow up the English Parliament. This was really Satan's attempt to stop the Authorized Version from finding its way into the hands of the common people. To this day, every book on witchcraft, astrology, new age religion, etc. hates that one Book more than any other. The reason is that it is blunt in denouncing astrology, etc. Witches and astrologers find it easier to justify themselves with new versions (according to their own admissions - see "The Four Horsemen" by Elizabeth Clare Prophet, etc.). "Fawkes" becomes a name for a LOYAL pet in Harry Potter. Rowling's point is ominous. Perhaps this is one of many reasons that Catholics love the Harry Potter

Or, maybe, just maybe, he's named Fawkes because of the fact that phoenixes burn themselves up to regenerate....

I hate to be the one to break it to people, but we definitely have more pressing problems than Harry Potter.

DV

Comments

[datajana2007.livejournal.com]

Good grief!

Sometimes I think some people just look too much into things and take them too literally!

I'm religious myself but I wouldn't have automatically made such an assumption! It's as if some people are LOOKING for a reason to justify what they deem as "right".

X(

[joyeuse13.livejournal.com]

"penetrating at?" Right. :P

[jordan179.livejournal.com]

I love the warped biology. Needless to say, human eggs don't have "hard shells," nor do they have anuses. Though obviously some anuses write religious tracts.

[rockahulababy.livejournal.com]

I think they are talking about anal sex... But maybe I am not able to fully comprehend the stupidity...

[rockahulababy.livejournal.com]

Wow, this is as bad as the time some idiot called Loveline and asked if she could get pregnant from anal sex because the condom broke. Adam Corrolla pretty much said that if you don't know whether your uterus is connected to your asshole or not, you shouldn't be having sex. Well, that applies here, too.

Unless I am comprehending the insane amount of stupidity here...?

Some people need a really, really hard kick to the head. This person deserves to be punted across Soldier Field and then ran over by the Chicago Bears. Repeatedly.