Bite Size Exchange 2026

[desertvixen]

My general preferences are here.

My DNW: unrequested mundane AU | female characters in fridges | non-con | violent dub-con | graphic violence | gore | graphic sexual violence | cruelty/death to animals | cruelty/death to children | requested character death | unrelieved grimdark | bigotry by the good guys | first or second POV | reader fic | ABO | soulbonds | wildly OOC in a non-cracky way

My SMUT DNW: creampies | the word “cunt” | anal | hate each other out of bed | underage | incest

MAYBE: no-harm dubcon (sex pollen or “fertility artifact”) | period typical attitudes | infidelity | power dynamic

I love treats!

My apologies for my lateness!

 

 

Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light 

Cryotek/Galadria (Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light)

Galadria & Witterquick (Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light)

Galadria & Ectar (Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light)

I love this tiny bite-size fandom, and pretty much anything for any of these 3 pairings would be lovely.

Galadria/Cryotek: OTP

Galadria & Witterquick: Sibling vibe, would love something where they do the rescuing

Galadria & Ectar: A little flirty there but could be a formidable pair

More in letter!

So this is my fandom I'm requesting in any and all places. I just love them. There's 13 episodes (E1, E5, E9 and E11 are the best) and they're all on YouTube. I love the dynamic where the gruff guy gets the girl, and that they get to be equals.

So for the 80s cartoons, this one gets left out a lot, possibly because it’s not on DVD, but I love it.  It had the potential to be smarter than some of the others, and there’s just something about it that works and is intriguing.

I would really love a good canon-typical plot with romance!

Cryotek/Galadria are one of my rare pair favorites, anything sexy or sweet will do!

I’ve been requesting this and thinking about them more.  Fandom is small, it feels like about five people (okay, maybe 10) on AO3 have even heard of it (eps are available online) and there’s a lot of room to play, a lot of depth and room to explore.

I love how evenly matched Cryotek/Galadria are.  The whole scene where we see her surprise him (and then they get interrupted by the baddies) is ripe for “like canon but make it sexier”.  But in that scene I love how they immediately slide back to back, and she is an asset, not a liability.  Please bring the shippiness.  I love that the gruff, stern guy got the girl instead of the usual hero character.  I’m totally here for the two of them kicking some ass, getting down, meeting alternate version of themselves, having romantic sexy times.  Not a fan of damsels in distress, but sometimes a girl needs a little help.

For worldbuilding prompts: New trials at the Shrine? More knights? Are the current ones recruiting like a competition?

There’s a stupid running joke about botanical gardens that is clearly to entertain adults but tell me about it! Perhaps each region has an area, or it ends up being like the Hanging Gardens?

How does PTSD affect the characters?  How did the collapse of their society impact them?  Obviously our characters coped fairly well.

If you feel like going steamy, don’t let me stop you!

This is also a great choice for “That one scene from canon, but make it sexier”.

Galadria & Witterquick – I feel like these two get a little underestimated, maybe a quest where they get it done together.  They have a strong sibling/besties vibe for me.

Galadria on her own would also be intriguing.

Cryotek and Leoric – It’s heavily implied these two know each other from before the alignment – would love a look  at that and how it impacts the now (Ectar also knows both of them from before, feel free to include him but these two clearly have a lot of similarity.

 

Bits And Pieces - Judy Schachner 

Tink's Owner & Grannyman | Simon (B&P)

Tink & Tink's Owner (B&P)

Tink & His Grannyman | Simon (B&P)

Look, if you only know this author through Skippyjon Jones, Bits and Pieces and The Grannyman are lovely beautiful odes to old-man Siamese. cats.

Anything for this would be absolutely lovely!

More in letter.

Just anything in the vibe of this book.  Springtime sunshine for old-man Siamese cats. If you only know Skippyjon Jones, you are missing out on some lovely work!

 

That Darn Cat! (1965) 

Zeke Kelso/Ingrid Randall (TDC 1965)

Zeke Kelso & DC (TDC 1965)

Ingrid Randall & Patti Randall (TDC 1965)

Patti Randall & DC (TDC 1965)

Something in line with the movie? Fluff for Zeke/Ingrid? DC finds more problems? The Randall sisters have an unplanned adventure (with DC?) ?

More in letter.

I wouldn’t say no to a DC treat but I would love something about Zeke/Ingrid – getting married, adapting to new married life, dealing with life together.  Maybe Ingrid gets sucked into some mystery?

 

Thunderbirds (2004) 

Penelope Creighton-Ward/Jeff Tracy (Thunderbirds 2004)

Penelope Creighton-Ward & Tin-Tin Kyrano (Thunderbirds 2004)

Brains & Jeff Tracy (Thunderbirds 2004)

Okay, so this is a "cult favorite" which means it flopped. I know it flopped - my ex-husband and I were 2/3 people in the theater we watched it in, and I'm still not sure why. Anyway, almost 20 years later my teen daughter is obsessed with the fandom, and yes, I love it.

Penelope/Jeff - WHY it was RIGHT THERE, please hook me up...by hooking them up.

Penelope & Tin-Tin have to save the day.

Brains & Jeff - Tell me more.

More in letter.

So I was one of three people in a theater to see this when it came out (and I was dating one of the other two). But I love it. I love Lady Penelope and Jeff (and yes, Brains too - the whole scene where he yells at him to wake up is A-plus) and they need to get together. What happens after the end of the movie? Maybe she waits around for him. She may need a clue-by-four for him.  Little trip to Department of Back Story?

And by the way, then like almost 20 years later our kid was/IS obsessed with it.

Anyway, I love these two and need them to ACTUALLY get together.  No alarms.

These two clearly have something going on or they should.  Stolen moments, sweet/sexy, it all works.  Yes, I loved how they just sort of flirted with it (and the actors sold it) but I need more.  I love the tropical atmosphere, so feel free to have fun with that.  He has his palace and his princess… or does he?  Or yes, another mission where someone needs some help.  Not into damsels in distress but sometimes a girl needs a hand! 

Also here for Penelope and Tin-Tin saving the day.  (Feel free to imply Alan/Tin-Tin if you like)

 

Throwback - Melina KB (Song) 

Female Narrator/Male Friend She's Always Crushed On (Throwback)Fanfic

In "another artist introduced to me because my teen daughter and I shared a family Apple Music account", this song is a total earworm and I LOVE the concept.

More in letter!

Maybe that classroom hookup or even the wedding she doesn't need to rehearse vibes for.

Basically what it says.  Here’s my favorite bits:

 

Skylar’s on bout her in-law’s yacht

And her hedge fund promotion

On my life, I can’t focus

You catch my eye and I lose composure

 

I’m mentally taking off your brown plaid jacket

Checkin’ every door for an unlocked classroom

I have to have you

Take me back to

2019, baby we’re long past due

 

I’m dying for a scandal

So hot, could light a candlе

 

How I love a throwback

 

To you teaching me bachata in wings of the black box

To you drawing “Mel, I love you” on my back after cast call

To the way you squeezed my body when we hugged by the Green Line

To you breathing with me when I’d call you panicked on FaceTime

When we picked our future baby names while you had a girlfriend

When you’d chauffeur me round Newton high on weed and a permit

We joked about a marriage pact, the deadline at 30

I know if that day ever comes, my vows won’t need rehearsing

Why else would you show up here but to see if I’m still yearning?