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 I haven't been reading as regularly, but I'm trying to get back to my normal stuff.

 Musical Persecution

 It's starting to get bad against those of us who are believers. On days that I do my major house cleaning I put on worship music and my daughter and I sing and dance as we are cleaning. Well, most of the time we get so into it that the volume gets turned up loud Everytime we do this I think to myself "Is today the day I get a knock at my door and get told that if I don't turn off my believer's music that I will be arrested?". This used to be a crazy thought now it's not Even sadder is the idea that the neighbors blasting their horrible rock music won't be bothered for a second by the law.

 Seriously people, can we not do better than this?  If it's too loud, people are going to complain.  Put down the 1984 version of the Bible, kthx.

 Musical Persecution, Take 2

 It is a little scary and in todays world, well you never know. I was looking at apartments awhile back and I saw this really nice one, only one problem with it and I was going to put it on my maybe list when I saw a man and some women walking through the hall, well the women were all wearing burkas and face coverings. Thats when I started thinking, there is no way I can live here, what if they can hear my christian music in the hallway, or my teaching cds I listen to. In the world today, that is just asking for trouble. Not only could I be told that my music and cds were offensive, but due to their religion, I could be in a lot more trouble then that.

 Paranoid much?  As one commenter suggested, headphones.

 I'm sorry, but it doesn't matter what my neighbors are playing too loudly if they're PLAYING IT TOO LOUDLY. 

 God Is My Spell-Checker

  [after being repeatedly pointed out that he keeps spelling evolution as 'evolation']

I'd spell evolution wrong for a reason. I don't believe in it. If I don't believe in it. I'd don't need this crappy word evolution. If there's no evolution in my Dictionary. To me the evolution is a made up word. So I can spell it anyway I want to.

I'm tempted to try this on the next paper I have to write...

 Boys Will Be Boys

 Exactly! Mothers seldom want to hear this, but boys NEED to have fist fights growing up. They DO NOT need to talk about their feelings or other such nonsense. As a rule, there is no reason that a six or seven year old boy should even WANT to spend time with a girl of the same age who is not his sister.

 Deemed to be not fundie, but still stupid.  God forbid we raise men to be in touch with their feelings and able to express things.  Or let our boys be traumatized by a girl who climbs trees better than they do. 

 What Grade Teaches Parts of Speech?

 When any of the idiots push this "pregnant man" crap, and its pure crap, they need to be sent back to 1st grade to review basic word definitions, and then to 4th greade to review basic biology.

"Pregnant" is the definiton of "female" or "woman."

It's not a pregnant man, actually, but a woman undergoing FTM transition and having a child because their partner is unable to.  Biologically, the person started out with female equipment which has not been altered to suit how they view their gender. 

 More than that, though, pregnancy is not and should not be the default state of woman.

 And apparently this person's never heard of a "pregnant pause". 

Sometimes It Doesn't Pay

I handed one of Living Waters (Million Dollar) gospel tracts to a drive threw worker the other day while picking up some food for my family. When I pulled up to the window I decided to give her the gospel tract first before giving her my real money. Well she took the tract and before I could get a word out shut the window. She just looked with amazement at the tract for about 10 seconds then she called one of her friends over to check it out. Now I know I should have knocked on the window to let her know it’s not real, but I just had to see how far this would go. The drive threw girl and her friend looked very carefully at the tract and then took out one of those money markers, you know which kind I’m talking about the kind to tell if it’s counterfeit or not. She then walked off which was an attempt to find the manager. I thought to myself, oh no they are going to call the law on me – well if they do I guess I will just have to witness to the authorities.

A minute later the manager came back and opened the window in which she began to tell me, “Uhmm sir, this is not real money and we cannot accept this” which I responded, “Yes I know it’s not real, they do not even make a million dollar bill.”

The manager tried to hand it back, but I told her it was for the girl that was waiting on me. I gave her my real money and we both had a good chuckle. When the drive threw girl handed me my food she was obviously embarrassed. I told her no worries and that she did a wonderful job and gave her a four million dollar tip.

I sincerely hope he doesn't pull this at restaurants...

DV