DNW: unrequested mundane AU | female characters in fridges | non-con | violent dub-con | graphic violence | gore | graphic sexual violence | cruelty/death to animals | cruelty/death to children | requested character death | unrelieved grimdark | bigotry by the good guys | first or second POV | reader fic | ABO | soulbonds | wildly OOC in a non-cracky way
 

If you're back after these commercials with TREATS, I'd love it!

Also if you feel prompted to write an 80s cartoon crossover, I'll make the popcorn...