desertvixen: (sweet valley high)
desertvixen ([personal profile] desertvixen) wrote2014-03-19 08:40 pm
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Bad Euphemism Alert

So I picked up this chicklit title in the Kindle Big Deal (which is going downhill and fast, IMO) called Must Love Otters.  Sounds promising.  I love otters.

Until in the first chapter, the author writes something that should have been my clue to put the book down.

Panty Tarantula - as in a woman's unshaved pubic area.

Run away now.

I read on for awhile, but it didn't get any better.

DV

[identity profile] garpu.livejournal.com 2014-03-20 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Boo.

Been reading the Vampire Academy books. Not great lit, but entertaining.