FSTDT Roundup

[desertvixen]

 I'm a little backed up on the FSTDT.com goodness.  Limited Internet access during my trip, and the fact that I've been napping to catch up.

 But here we go.  They were busy while I wasn't reading.

 Car Dealership Ad (Which Has Very Little To Do With Selling Cars)

Kieffe and Sons, a California Ford dealership, decided for some reason to launch a radio ad attacking non-Christians and people who believe that prayer shouldn't be in public schools. Audio and transcript of the ad, inside.

"Did you know that there are people in this country who want prayer out of schools, "Under God" out of the Pledge, and "In God We Trust" to be taken off our money?

But did you know that 86% of Americans say they believe in God? Now, since we all know that 86 out of every 100 of us are Christians who believe in God, we at Kieffe & Sons Ford wonder why we don't just tell the other 14% to sit down and shut up. I guess maybe I just offended 14% of the people who are listening to this message. Well, if that is the case, then I say that's tough, this is America folks, it's called free speech. And none of us at Kieffe & Sons Ford are afraid to speak up. Kieffe & Sons Ford on Sierra Highway in Mojave and Rosamond: if we don't see you today, by the grace of God, we'll be here tomorrow."

This one is just for the LOL factor.... oh yeah, and belief in God does not necessarily make one a Christian.  Assuming that the question asked on the actual poll asked about God specifically instead of a "higher power".

And this has what to do with selling cars?

Woe Unto America!

Say what you will about Muslims, I greatly admire the way their women "cover up." This is the way it should be. Sinful Americans have attempted to demonize the Islam culture, by portraying Muslim women as "victims" of a male-chauvinist society. In reality, most Muslim women approve of their strict clothing rules, and still honor their husbands with reverence, as part of their religious faith. In sharp contrast, American women have big mouths, bad attitudes, whorish ways about them, a ton of stubborn sinful pride, and have little (if any) respect for God-ordained masculine authority. Woe unto America!!!

More of the same tune from this guy, whose problem apparently seems to be all those whorish women he can't control.  Poor little David.

Planned Parenthood Hater

Boys don't need encouragement to have sex. They are continuously high on the mind-altering drug testosterone. Girls need a little help. They need to be told 1) Sex feels good 2) Everbody's doing it 3) You can do it safely. Their "sex education" uses titalation. It encourages children to have sex. PP's plan is to turn little girls into sluts at a very young age. Even if they use condoms, PP knows that promiscuous kids eventually will make a mistake and get pregnant (if not something worse) and PP is there to serve them. Killing unborn babies isn't the worst of it. The emotional damage they do to women lasts a lifetime. Last year's income approached one billion dollars. Much of it was taxpayer money. If you hate your kids, particularly your sweet little girls, go with PP. Getting kids pregnant and killing their unborn is their business! And it's now a billion dollar business. "Sex education" is what drives it.

Well, about $600 of it was my money...give or take $50. 

I guess when I went to Planned Parenthood as a teenager, I missed the slut instructions.  They seemed much more concerned with doing my pelvic exam and making sure I understood everything.  Also, I don't know about what curriculum this guy's been looking at, but nothing about sex ed was titillating. 

DV